Advice from a dog
From ANIMAL PEOPLE, October 1993:
DALTON, Georgia––”Living on the buckle of
the Bible Belt, where every harsh, cruel thing done to ani-
mals seems to have so-called divine justification, is at
times intolerable,” says Linda McClure-Woodham. “I can
count the number of animal activists in Dalton on the fin-
gers of one hand. But I keep writing my column in the
hope that maybe, just maybe, it is reaching those who
would never read ANIMAL PEOPLE or any other publi-
cation like it.”
For just over three years, McClure-Woodham
has ghostwritten two installments a month of a pet advice
column called Gizzmo for the Dalton Advertiser, a twice-
a-week newspaper with a circulation of 34,000. The osten-
sible author is her Chihuahua mix, Gizzmo, whom she
adopted from the local pound five years ago, at age six
months, as the dog was headed for the gas chamber.
Gizzmo answers fictitious letters sent in from other ani-
mals––some actually submitted by human readers on
behalf of their animals, some invented to illustrate other
issues McClure-Woodham wants to address.